This movie is definitely hitting 100 crores. Writer 1 - Sir, you have come a long way. (All three writers stand up and salute him) When everything will go smooth, Rajkumar will return to claim his wife back and will attack her consciousness with all sanskar-shaadi shit and she will feel guilty to betray him and so on. (Writer 3 blushes) But the other man's suicide attempt will be unsuccessful for he is going into Coma bitches! Ultimate saga of senti-ness. M.Suri - I like it number 3, you are my favorite. Let his mother work as cabaret dancer who falls in love with another man who suicides.
Let his bachpan be full of hunger and poverty and fatherless. Writer 3 - Let's keep a back story for Emraan as well. M.Suri - Emraan being a millionaire falls in love with Vidya somehow and decides to take all her grieves and give her just happiness. Writer 1 - We could also include feminism wala angle here. Vidya on the other hand is left alone (the abla naari/maa) with her kid and here we'll bring in Maa Ki Mamta sadness level. M.Suri - Bravo! They have a kid together and then this guy leaves his family to work for a terrorist organization. Vidya is married to Rajkumar but Rajkumar is not a good man. An incomplete love story between a Emraan and Vidya. The language of senti+creepy+mad love! Use very heavy hindi words like Banjara, kainaat, balidaan, panah and what not. We'll use a different language in the movie. Writer 3 - Sir, that humard wala dialogue from Ek Villain got a superb response. We'll make it a point that after the movie, everybody cries seeing it. I am looking for something white, filled with sadness. M.Suri - Also, let's play in symbols this time. Intellectual audience relates with him and that's why he could be our perfect deceptive player! M.Suri - No, that boy who's gaining a lot of attention these days for his acting. I feel Vidya is perfect for that and let's bring that new boy, Shahid as the villain. Also, I want to bring in a 'Maa ka pyaar' wala element combined with some super senti-ness with regard to feminism. Writer 1 - Sir, what about Emraan Hashmi? Somebody new, somebody I haven't worked with. M.Suri- I need a mad crazy boy with stalker like eyes for lead. Writer 3 - Also, we should take in some good actors this time, the only weakness we had the last time. Writer 2 - Excellent Sir, you are amazing. Let's keep him alive and in the climax, we'll resort to his 'hridya parivartan' and then he'll live like soulless body so audience feel senti for him too. Writer 1 - But sir, don't you think killing the villain would give audience hope? Isn't that what they would be wishing for. Regarding deaths, let all three die in this one. I think three actors is good formula, let's stick to it - Ek Villain, Ek Hasina, Ek Deewana. Writer 3 - But how do you plan to do it? How many actors and how many deaths? It's time to unleash my secret weapon, the ultimate saga of senti-ness, "Humari Senti Kahani"! There are more and more creeps and weirdo stalkers and lover boys out in the street! Writer 1 - Sir, after Aashiqi 2 and Ek Villain, expectations from you are huge. Suri deciding upon his next and to help him, are a few writers) After the success of Ek Villain, there is M.